You can hide it from everybody, and you can even try to hide it from yourself, but we all like watching porn, at least from time to time. While you may think that porn is something that has been around for the last century or so, you are absolutely wrong, as pornography is actually much older. And, you probably won’t believe it, but porn is more than 3 million years old. Yes, the first depictions of sexual activities were found in the rock art of the prehistoric time. That was the first porn. Thus, we can conclude that pornography and humanity are inseparable. Still, the tastes are different. Some prefer studio porn, while others prefer amateur porn. Some like BDSM-porn, while others prefer watching Mormon porn (yes, a thing like that exists). There are also fans of porn parodies. So, let’s figure out why are they so popular, and which xxx parodies are considered the best.
A Brief History of Porn Parodies
Well, before we get into porn parodies, we need to figure what kind of porn that is. When you hear parody, you can’t help but think about something that makes you laugh. And that’s where you may get confused, as sex and laughing are rarely a good combination. But, the parody is associated with laughs, simply because we are used to movies of various genres being parodied through comedy. But parody is an imitation. Thus, a romantic story retold in the horror genre can be also considered a parody. Parodies in porn take the basis of a popular movie, TV-show, cartoon or video game, and retells it with the means of pornography. Film porn parodies are older than you think, as the first two were produced back in 1973, an American porn-spoof of Batman “Bat Pussy,” and German animated take on “Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs” – “Snow White and the Seven Perverts.” Needless to say that the booming movie industry market provided pornographers with more movies that can be spoofed.
Why Do People Watch Porn Parodies?
We prefer to think of porn as something quite conventional. Most consider porn to have only one simple function, to turn you on and relief yourself via masturbation. So, who needs porn parodies? And what’s the point in them? To answer this question, we need to figure out what pornography is and whether its purpose is strictly limited to give you a reason to masturbate. First of all, regardless of how strange it may sound for you, porn is an art form. Porn models are actors, as they are not always happy with their scene partners, but you do believe that those two people in the video want each other. Thus, while the main purpose of pornography is to help you get aroused to masturbate, it is achieved via selling you a fantasy. Well, what else? Have you ever tried repeating a scene from a porn video? Try it, and you will learn that it’s quite difficult to repeat those moves and positions without intensive physical training.
So, you are masturbating to a fantasy. And whenever some blockbuster movie hits the theatres, be sure that thousands of its viewers are going to fantasize about the main characters of hat movie having sex…lots of sex. And the existence of such fantasies is already a call for the production of porn movie parodies. So, you can get the idea of why people watch porn parodies, to jerk off to something that they were fantasizing about in a movie theatre. And pornographic parodies are not limited to movies or TV shows, as there are cartoon porn parodies, as well as video games’ parodies. If you’ve never watched a porn parody and don’t know where to start with, don’t worry. We’ve created a list of porn parodies for you. So, if you don’t know where to start to foray into the world of porn parodies, we offer you to check our lists of the best porn parodies without any further ado.
Classic and Blockbusters’ Porn Parodies
The movies that are sure to get a porn-spoof are classic and blockbusters. The more popular the film is, the more parodies it’s going to have. The Star Wars porn parodies are that numerous, that we had no other choice but to exclude them from the list, as it may require a different article to name them. The same can be said about Harry Potter porn parodies, which is one of the most popular Google-search requests. But other films get xxx parodies. To put things straight, almost every major studio production has its porn-spoof. And we offer you to check out some of the hottest porn parodies without any further ado.
Tits a Wonderful Life
“It’s a Wonderful Life” (1946) is considered to be one of the greatest films in American cinema. But things weren’t like that all the time. The story of a man who’s being shown the value of his life on the verge of suicide was met with lukewarm critical reception and recorded a loss of more than $500.000 at the box office. It took it almost three decades to become known as a classic and Christmas staple on TV. “Tits a Wonderful Life” (1994), on the other hand, became an instant classic and a Christmas porn staple on cable channels. Just kidding. Still, the story about a nude guardian angel showing a mobster whom his lovers gonna sleep with if he commits suicide is regarded as one of the best porn-spoofs.
Titanic Orgy
James Cameron’s romance and disaster movie “Titanic” (1997) had earned 11 Academy Awards nominations and became one of the first movies to gross more than $1 billion at the box office. And porn-spoof was inevitable in this case. While pornographic parody was never released in theatres, it enjoyed its fair share of popularity on video. The tricky thing is that the movie, which culminates in a gargantuan orgy on the deck, was released two years before Cameron’s blockbuster. While you may think that either the producers of this porn-spoof where psychics or due to the popularity of Cameron’s film “Titanic Orgy” (1995) is considered to be its spoof, actually there were hundreds of Titanic screen and TV adaptations before the man behind “The Terminator” (1984) decided to show the world his take on it.
Foreskin Gump
Robert Zemeckis’ adaptation of Winston Groom’s best-selling novel “Forrest Gump” became the top-grossing movie of 1994. Aside from earning around $700 million at the box-office, the film was selected for preservation in the United States National Film Registry for being “culturally, historically or aesthetically significant.” Moreover, the vast majority of the Americans think that you have no heart if you’ve never cried while watching “Forrest Gump.” Less than half a year since the film’s release, a porn-spoof “Foreskin Gump” was released. While no one is going to tell you that you have no heart if you’ve never jerked off to this film, it is still considered one of the best porn parodies.
The Godfather XXX: A DreamZone Parody
Francis Ford Coppola’s adaptation of Mario Puzo’s best-selling crime novel “The Godfather” became an instant success upon its release in 1972. It became the first-ever movie to pass the $100 million mark in the worldwide box office. The porn-spoof arrived four decades after the release of the masterpiece and can be considered a masterpiece in porn, well, at least for the 21st century. The vague plot follows the mafia bosses and their whores. But, honestly, who needs a plot in this case? Yes, 2010s pornography is poor in terms of plots, but it has great sex scenes that guarantee an instant hard-on.
A Wet Dream on Elm Street
When Wes Craven originally conceived the idea for “A Nightmare on Elm Street” (1984) he planned to make Freddy Krueger a child molester, but after facing a lot of problems with finding the production company, he decided to downgrade the soon-to-be slasher icon to a child murderer. But this child molester subplot was pretty much visible in the movie, after all, that’s probably one of the reasons why we have “A Wet Dream on Elm Street” (2011). With Freddy’s famous glove having vibrators instead of blades this time, the film is easily one of the best horror movie porn parodies.
Superhero Porn Parodies
Superhero movies have made a long way from being something that movie studios considered to be a risky business to the only genre that studios’ executives are willing to produce. And nowadays, you can’t blame them for not offering much but superhero movies. Let’s be honest, while those movies generally get bashed by critics and audiences alike, they still manage to gross around $1 billion at the box office. While the porn movie industry nowadays is richer in terms of genres unlike its mainstream counterpart, it doesn’t avoid the superhero theme. Thus, we offer you to check out our list of the best superhero porn parodies.
Batman v Superman XXX
“Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice” (2016) opened to a slew of bad reviews, but grossed more than $ 800 million worldwide. A lot of reviewers complained that the movie wasted its potentially great story and that Ben Affleck was completely miscast as Batman. How the movie could have avoided bad reviews? Well, legendary porn director Axel Braun knows the answer. First of all, avoid casting Ben Affleck, secondly, make it a porn movie. In his 2015 (yes, the parody was released a year before the release of the original movie) “Batman v Superman XXX,” Harley Quinn, Supergirl, Wonder Woman and Catwoman are going to make the two heroes rise in more than one sense.
Avengers XXX
Having been shot on the budget of $220 million “The Avengers” (2012) grossed more than $1.5 billion worldwide. Being the first movie in the series, it remains one of the few superhero movies that were embraced quite warm and positively by critics. What can be said about “Avengers XXX” released the same year? Well, it’s one of the hottest porn-spoofs that you are going to find. If you haven’t watched it, you should probably start your acquaintance with porn parodies from it.
Deadpool XXX
“Deadpool” is another superhero movie, which enjoyed both critical and commercial success. It became the second most profitable and the second highest-grossing film R-rated movie of 2016. There was something about Deadpool character from the very start, as people dreamed about watching a porn-version of the movie. There are two porn parodies, but we offer you to check out the Axel Braun’s 2018 porn-spoof. It is one of the sexiest and funniest porn parodies out there. And while Seth Gamble is no Ryan Reynolds, porn movies require a different kind of acting skills.
The Dark Knight XXX
Nolan’s take on Batman is great, period. It got great reviews and grossed more than $1 billion worldwide. And the thing that you’ve already guessed, Axel Braun likes superhero porn parodies. Ever wanted to see what Batman’s sexual adventures in Gotham City would look like? Well, this is your chance, so don’t miss it.
Supergirl XXX
Well, this movie, again directed by Axel Braun, is not exactly a parody. There was no recent movie that it parodied, and it has little to do with the 2015 TV-series. It just takes the character of Supergirl and puts her in continuous pornographic adventures, which will make cum several times while watching this two hour movie.
Best TV Show Porn Parodies
Well, enough with movie porn parodies, as we have a whole plethora of media for porn-spoofs. Ever wanted extended sex scenes from Buffy? Well, the fans of the show wanted. Ever wondered if a porn variant of Scooby-Doo would avoid bestiality? Well, we’ve got you covered. We offer you to check out the list of the best TV show porn parodies without any further ado.
Big Bang Theory XXX
“The Big Bang Theory” was one of the most successful American sitcoms, spanning 12 seasons and running from 2007 till 2019. The show had an average viewership of 15 million per episode. Is there a porn parody? Of course, there is! Released in 2010, the porn spoof features a lot of girls with fake boobs, and it’s a real nerds’ f*ck fest!
Buffy the Vampire Slayer: A XXX Parody
When the movie “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” was released in 1992, it achieved moderate box office success but was completely forgotten afterward. But five years later, Joss Whedon, one of the writers of the movie, created arguably the best vampire TV-series ever. The series had a dark tone, but had its comic relief from time to time, and featured brief sex scenes. In 2012 Lee Roy Myers released his version of Buffy, which featured a lot of sex scenes caused by Willow’s witchcraft.
American Dad XXX
“American Dad” is one of the funniest and most popular adult cartoon TV show in the US. While you may expect a cartoon version, cartoon porn parodies quite often fail to turn on their viewers. Thus, what we have here is a live-action parody of a cartoon. There are certain flaws, like the cheap production, and you might have expected to be funnier, nonetheless, “American Dad XXX” won’t fail to turn you on.
Scooby-Doo: A XXX Parody
“Scooby-Doo” has been running for decades with different reboots and reruns. It had few live-action adaptations and direct-to-video specials. So, it comes as no surprise that this show has a porn-spoof. And we’ve mentioned bestiality, which this movie smartly avoids. You are going to enjoy twosomes and foursomes from all the characters, but Scooby himself.
Queen of Thrones
With “Games of Thrones” (2011-2019) being one of the most popular TV-series of the 21st century, it comes as no surprise that there are several porn-spoofs. We offer you the one from Brazzers, as aside from providing you with great sex scenes, this porn parody had a budget big enough to have proper outfits and setting, and even some CGI.
Video Game Porn Parodies for Geeks
If we have porn spoofs of movies, TV series, and cartoons, there definitely must be at least one video game porn parody. Well, don’t worry, there are thousands of them, and we’ve collected the best of them. So, we offer you to check out the best video game porn parodies without any further ado.
Poon Raider
Well, the “Tomb Raider” franchise originated from a British video game in the early noughties. The game has sold more than 70 million copies worldwide and spawned a series of novels, comics and a few movie adaptations, one of which starred Angelina Jolie as Lara Croft. In the porn-spoof, you are going to meet Lara Crotch who’s attracting talented artifact hunters by giving them blowjobs and more.
World of Whorecraft
“World of Warcraft” is one of the most popular online video games, which had over 12 million subscribers and gazillions of gameplay hours at its peak. The game has an interesting impact on pop culture, and “World of Whorecraft” is one of its manifestations. If you want porn with a sheer geeky essence, you’re gonna find it here.
Call of Booty
“Call of Duty” is one of the longest-running video game franchises. The game was quite engaging from the very start, but polished graphics and multiplayer have made it more entertaining. Speaking of the entertainment, the porn-spoof “Call of Booty” gives a whole lotta new meaning to taking a nuke in the face.
Final F*ck
“Final Fantasy” is the best-selling Japanese video game, and one of the best-selling video games worldwide, with more than 150 million copies sold. The porn-spoof continues the idea of the game, with all the characters having sex while the world is crumbling down. Well, what else you can want from a video game porn-spoof?
Princess of Persia
While “Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time” (2010) is considered to be the first adaptation of the popular UbiSoft’s game, as it took ages for Hollywood producers to acquire rights for the adaptation, there was one unofficial adaptation. In 1993, four years after the release of the game, a porn-spoof was released, starring Tanya Summers as Princess of Persia, who goes through time and a lot of sex to collect the precious Persian pearls to save her people.
What’s in Store?
Well, we’ve picked the twenty porn-parodies that we consider to be the best, but the list of porn-spoof is endless. Thus, we’ve provided you only with starters. After that, you can browse the internet for more, and be sure that every popular movie, TV-series, the video game has its porn parody.